Tuesday, March 22, 2011

TIGER WOODS X NEW GF


    Okay they saying Tiger Woods has a new GF so what leave him alone. I'm sure if he does it will take a lot of stress off his mind and now he can have a real rehab from all this drama. He strokes will be a lot looser if you ask me and his mind a lot more clear. As an athlete I know what the remedy is when your stressed out and in a slump: 1. Have a drink. 2. Find the hottest girl on campus and make her your shorty. Everyone will be surprised you have a GF because for 3 seasons you have been single but your rebuilding your image because your down 3. Ton of sex I mean to the point it is a cardiovascular workout. 4. Make she she is a cheerleader,not a real cheerleader, but a motivational speaker. Words like " You can do it" "Don't worry about what they say" and of course the best one " When you get back on top they will be hating on us" . By that time you ignore her because there is no us. 


But since ESPN, CNN and the Golf World have torn up my boy Tiger Woods for being human lets look at the stats if you can find someone better contact me @ bkdailynewz@gmail.com:



Number of wins by tour
PGA Tour71 (3rd all time)
European Tour38 (3rd all time)[2][3]
Japan Golf Tour2
Asian Tour1
PGA Tour of Australasia1
Other15
Best results in Major Championships
(Wins: 14)
Masters TournamentWon199720012002,2005
U.S. OpenWon200020022008
The Open ChampionshipWon200020052006
PGA ChampionshipWon199920002006,2007
Achievements and awards
PGA Tour
Rookie of the Year
1996
PGA Player of the Year1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009
PGA Tour
Player of the Year
1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009
PGA Tour
leading money winner
1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009
Vardon Trophy1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2007, 2009
Byron Nelson Award1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009
FedEx Cup Champion20072009

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